Lars von Trier's already-now infamous "I'm a Nazi," quip was apparently part of a rambling response to a question about his German ancestry (Trier, of course, being the name of a German city). He has apologized and insisted that his remarks were in jest. "I am not anti-Semitic or racially prejudiced in any way, nor am I a Nazi," said von Trier. This, however, was not good enough for the Fesitval Directors, who voted to declare von Trier officially a persona non grata for the rest of this year's Cannes.
Also in Scandinavian news... As you probably know, Iceland's most active volcano, the Grimssvotn, erupted last week, spitting a column of ash seven miles high (see above) and resulting in flight cancellations across northwestern Europe. Earthquakes accompanied the eruption. Straddling the rift between the Eurasian and North American tectonic plates, Iceland is one of the world's most volcanic regions.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Lars von Trier: Nazi?
Self-described "best film director in the world" Lars von Trier, whose ouevre includes Dancer In the Dark and Breaking the Waves, has admitted to being a Nazi. "What can I say? I understand Hitler," Trier told The Hollywood Reporter at Cannes, where he is currently promoting his new film, Melancholia. "I sympathize with him a bit..."
For all I know, von Trier's disclosure was not serious, and merely a tasteless attempt to elicit attention and controversy. If not, he joins a distressing number of Scandinavian 81 candidates tainted by association with the tenents of National Socialism. Knut Hamson, the Nobel Prize winning Norwegian author of Hunger and Growth of the Soil, was famously a Hitler enthusiast. Norwegian traitor Vidkun Quisling was important for being precisely that. Ingvar Kamprad, the Swedish founder of IKEA seems to have enjoyed a youthful flirtation with fascism. Swedish explorer and writer Sven Hedin may have been a proto-Nazi, of sorts. Even Thor Heyerdahl, some claim, at one point evinced Nazi sympathies, although everything else I've ever read about Thor Heyerdahl makes me skeptical of this.
Fortunately, there are at least as many proactively anti-Nazi Scandinavians of note. Lars von Trier's fellow Dane Niels Bohr played an active role in resucing Jewish physicists from Nazi Germany. Jewish himself on his mother's side, Bohr had to be smuggled out of German-occupied Copenhagen in a thrilling episode of Allied espionage. Once safe in neutral Sweden, he persuaded the reigning monarch to make public his country's offer of asylum to Danish Jews, contributing to the rescue of thousands.
Danish musical-comedian Victor Borge, whose birth name was Rosenbaum, toured across Europe satirizing the Nazis as early as 1933. Norwegian author Sigrid Undset was not Jewish, but an outspoken critic of Hitler from the moment he seized power; Hitler returned the compliment by banning her Nobel-prize winning novels from the Reich. Her son, a Second Lieutenent in the Nowergian army, was killed during the German invasion, but Undset escaped to the United States, where she spent the final productive years of her life pamphleteering on behalf of the victims of Nazi oppression.
Swedish humanitarian Raoul Wallenberg was, in the words of Gordon Brown, "a man who chose to enter into one of the darkest corners of Nazi-occupied Europe for the sole purpose of saving Jewish lives." I will have a good deal more to say about Wallenberg, but not until after I attend an upcoming lecture on him, later this month, at the Heritage Nordic Museum. For the moment, I will remark that he his credited with saving tens of thousands from Nazi extermination camps, more than Schindler.
The Norwegian Resistance to the Nazi occupation is also the subject upcoming lectures. For now, all I need note is that the Resistance, and its leader Gunnar Sonsteby (the very sound of whose name surrounds my heart with a warm, sweet glow) stand an example of heroism that should inspire humanity for as long as humanity exists.
Here at the Scandinavian 81 we maintain a strict policy of moral-neutrality with regard to our candidates' qualifications. This is a compilation of influential Scandinavians, not necessarily positively influential ones. A list of history's most influential Germans, for example, must include Hitler as well as Goethe and Guttenberg. (Please don't point out that Hitler was Austrian.) You must to acknowledge your dastards as well as your saints. Of the former, Knut Hamson and Vidkun Quisling easily qualify for inclusion. Less certain are Ingvar Kamprad, Sven Hedin and Lars von Trier; they're all strong candidates, but by no means locked in, according to the current state of our research. Of the anti-Nazis, Niels Bohr, Raoul Wallenberg, Sigrid Undset and Gunnar Sonsteby are all certainties; only Victor Borge might realistically not make the final cut. Perhaps, on due reflection, we're prejudiced in favor of the saints.
Here at the Scandinavian 81 we maintain a strict policy of moral-neutrality with regard to our candidates' qualifications. This is a compilation of influential Scandinavians, not necessarily positively influential ones. A list of history's most influential Germans, for example, must include Hitler as well as Goethe and Guttenberg. (Please don't point out that Hitler was Austrian.) You must to acknowledge your dastards as well as your saints. Of the former, Knut Hamson and Vidkun Quisling easily qualify for inclusion. Less certain are Ingvar Kamprad, Sven Hedin and Lars von Trier; they're all strong candidates, but by no means locked in, according to the current state of our research. Of the anti-Nazis, Niels Bohr, Raoul Wallenberg, Sigrid Undset and Gunnar Sonsteby are all certainties; only Victor Borge might realistically not make the final cut. Perhaps, on due reflection, we're prejudiced in favor of the saints.
Friday, May 13, 2011
Pop-culture Vikingology
This post currently consists of notes towards an essay in occasional progress on Vikings in popular culture.
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Everyone knows that Vikings didn't really wear helmets with horns on them. Less well known is that everyone else knows it too. At least, anyone who's ever had even the slightest interest in the subject. I think I knew it when I was ten. From now on, when someone takes it upon himself to "inform" me of this fact, I'm going to feign surprise. "I'll be damned," I'll say. "Really?"
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I am tempted to call Hagar the Horrible the nadir of pop-cultural depictions of Vikings. (I will admit to having been a fan as a stupid kid.)
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Everyone knows that Vikings didn't really wear helmets with horns on them. Less well known is that everyone else knows it too. At least, anyone who's ever had even the slightest interest in the subject. I think I knew it when I was ten. From now on, when someone takes it upon himself to "inform" me of this fact, I'm going to feign surprise. "I'll be damned," I'll say. "Really?"
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The Vikings was an old movie I used to watch on Saturday afternoons when I was a kid. I screened it again recently, expecting it to be terrible. It's not terrible. It's no Spartacus. It's certainly dated. But it's not terrible. Certain scenes I recalled quite vividly; this would have been one of my very earliest encounters with the concept of Vikings, and it's fair to say it made an impression on me.
May years later, although still a long time ago, I saw The Long Ships, apparently an attempt to capitalize on the success of The Viking. The most memorable thing about it is that it stars Sidney Poiter as a Moorish prince.
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As every indignant fanboy knows --and never ever (ever, ever) gets tired of reminding you-- it was the humble genius Jack Kirby who created the Marvel Universe, and the cheesy hack Stan Lee who stole the credit. That may be. But vis-a-vis the Marvel Comics’ version of Norse mythology, I think the issue, really, is who deserves the blame. For demoting Thor, the great Norse god of thunder, into a clean-shaven, cape and spandex clad superman--who battles evildoers alongside such stalwart allies as Spiderman, Captain America and the Fantastic Four, speaks in ghastly faux-Elizabethan English (why?! ), and, by hurling his magic hammer and hanging on to the wrist strap, can fly—was, in my opinion, a very bad idea. No one, at least, could possibly argue that Marvel Thor was among the better notions from the men (or just one man) who invented Ben Grim, Galactus, the Silver Surfer, the X-Men, the Celestials, Doctor Doom, the Watcher, and dozens upon dozens of far more compelling fantasy characters and concepts.
I am tempted to call Hagar the Horrible the nadir of pop-cultural depictions of Vikings. (I will admit to having been a fan as a stupid kid.)
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Does it violate the blogger code of ethics to edit your published posts? I'm a neophyte to blogger culture. Indeed, not even that. The Scandinavian 81 is less a "web log" than a live online notebook on a work in (not much) progress. When I look at it I find, unsurprisingly, that it's littered with typos, which I correct as I notice them. I see also, again unsurprisingly, that The 81 is shot through with crudities, triviality, vagueness, redundancies: it's a notebook. There are bits and pieces that hopefully, in time, will work there way into polished pieces about the eighty one most historically influential Scandinavians. And so my question. Do I have license to edit? So far, my rule of thumb has been that--excepting typos, as noted--I am free to change a post in any way until someone has commented on it. Then, it's locked. Otherwise, I have changed the context of the comment, which would be rude. The more so because the comments have been so positive and encouraging. Thank you.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Grete Waitz
Legendary Norwegian runner Grete Waitz won a record nine New York City marathons, a gold medal at the 1983 world championships, and a silver at the 1984 Olympics. Sadly, Grete died this month of cancer. She was 57.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Three Views of Jormungandr
In Norse mythology, Jormungandr, the world serpent, is one of the three monstrous offspring of the god Loki. Jormungandr's siblings are Hel, the grim goddess of the underworld, and Fenris the wolf, who is so massive that his jaws fully opened stretch from the earth to the vault of the sky. As for Jormungandr, he lives in the sea and encircles the entire world, biting down on his own tail through the ages. A favorite of mine since I was a child, Jormungandr provides a metaphor central to structure of the Scandinavian 81. I will use his image for the homepage of the accompanying Wiki (which already enjoys a rudimentary existence), as well as the cover of the book-- if on the off-chances that this thing a.) ever gets finished, and b.) published. (At the rate I'm proceeding, it will require several lifetimes.)
Aesthetically pleasing images of Jormungandr have proved surprisingly difficult to locate online. I like these three, but none of them quite suits my purposes. The first is closest to what I envision. I don't know how old it actually is, but it strikes my eyes as closely modeled, at least, on ancient sources. (It also reminds me of Tolkien's artwork.) But the third Jormungandr is my favorite. I consider it the most skillfully rendered. I enjoy particularly how Jormungandr seems less to be biting his tail than spewing it out, as a dragon spews fire: he vomits himself into existence. I don't know whether this is the artist's inspiration or based on some mythological precedent. Either way, I love it.
The current plan is to commission an artist to create an original image of Jormungandr, based perhaps on some combination of these three. As with most of my plans, I've been negligent about implementing it.
On a related issue, I'm told I'm running a legal risk by posting images such as this online. I may receive a cease and desist order, along with a bill, if I'm not careful about what I download. Apparently this holds true whether or not my blog makes money (or "is monetized," as they say). Most of the images so far have been from Wikipedia. I feel fairly safe about these; surely Wikipedia's images, if anyones, are in the public domain. The only exceptions so far, I believe, are these images of the world serpent, which I got found with a google search.
If I do get sued, expect a series of blog posts about it.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Saxo Gramaticus
Today "The Danish history Books I-IX" by Saxo Grammaticus. His chronicle of the kings of Denmark, as I understand it, is at least as propagandistic as Snorri's of the kings of Norway, but a very different flavor of propaganda. Snorri was a Scandinavian, Grammaticus a European. He wrote in Latin, and aimed to portray the Danish kings as embodying Roman virtues. It should be interesting to compare Grammaticus and Snorri covering the same events.
By the first day of summer, I intend to bid the Viking era a wistful farewell, and to move into the Scandinavian medieval period. It contributed far fewer outstanding individuals to history; and yet and the same time, they are among the most extraordinary of my extraordinary Scandinavians. I'm eager, and daunted, in particular, to tackle the subject of queen Margreta. She united Scandinavia, for the first and only time in history, under her sceptre, as much by popular acclaim as military conquest. I cannot find evidence of a biography about her in English; a Swedish historian claimed that there hasn't been one in Swedish. This amazing woman deserves to be far better known than she is, a situation that I hope, by means of the Scandinavian 81, to do my part to rectify.
By the first day of summer, I intend to bid the Viking era a wistful farewell, and to move into the Scandinavian medieval period. It contributed far fewer outstanding individuals to history; and yet and the same time, they are among the most extraordinary of my extraordinary Scandinavians. I'm eager, and daunted, in particular, to tackle the subject of queen Margreta. She united Scandinavia, for the first and only time in history, under her sceptre, as much by popular acclaim as military conquest. I cannot find evidence of a biography about her in English; a Swedish historian claimed that there hasn't been one in Swedish. This amazing woman deserves to be far better known than she is, a situation that I hope, by means of the Scandinavian 81, to do my part to rectify.
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